the big stinky
I ain’t naming my kids S H I T !!!

h8moshofficial:

They got no names!!!!!!!!

slimetony:

Gamers are notoriously unemployable because theyre caked in feces and go into epileptic fits when they see a woman. Its tragic

carnistprivilege:

carnistprivilege:

carnistprivilege:

Capitalism is so insanely evil it’s honestly kind of impressive

“if you force companies to pay their staff more than starvation wages they’ll just fire people and then those people will starve even faster and that’s just how it is and there’s literally no way to change it or fix this serious problem of people starving”

“if you force landlords to maintain their properties instead of allowing the buildings to decay around their tenants then they will just charge higher rent which will price people out of housing and then they will be homeless, this is an incontrovertible fact and is both inevitable and a morally neutral phenomenon”

??????????

“helping people is bad, actually, and hurting them is objectively a good and positive thing 100% of the time, the world would be worse if nobody was suffering and dying for stupid, preventable reasons”

paper-mario-wiki:

reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill

reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it

reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted

reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch

dykeofsuburbia:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

lesbianbritneyspears:

not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things

i mean forgive me for not taking advice from someone who ignores britney’s canon sexuality in her url lol

britney’s canon sexuality

crowkay:
“ surprisebitch:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“When one of your customers spanks your ass
”
i thought it was about working in retail omg
”
I thought she like stocking shelves at wall mart and her calm “please dont do that” gave me chills
such a raw...

crowkay:

surprisebitch:

whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg

I thought she like stocking shelves at wall mart and her calm “please dont do that” gave me chills

such a raw lack of fucks given

overlyactivepingpongball:

e-seal:

e-seal:

Its thick nuts thursday

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Reblog with some thick nuts I’ll go first

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mozilla:

alexa this is so sad play minecraft viva la vida captainsparklez cover